Jokes 1. didn't pass the Paul K test 2. didn't pass 3... A man ordered Chinese takeaway from a local place. He had just been to pick it up when, as he was driving home, he suddenly heard the bags rustling. He wondered what on earth the sound was and if something had gotten in the bag! He thought he could see a little pair of eyes peering out at him. He was driving so he leaned forward, picked up the bag and put it on the passenger seat. Suddenly he heard more rustling and little eyes looking out from behind the prawn crackers. He thought it had to be a rat or a mouse or something, so he carefully pulled the bag down and there it was … A Peking Duck!
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