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Bulletin Week 45 2020-2021
 
Week
26-May
2-Jun
9-Jun
16-Jun
Speaker
Harold Sharp & Gina Growden
Romac (Zoom)
Chris Dawson
The intricacies of Beekeeping
Peter Morris
Passing the Baton
Trends in Business ownership
Rod Spitty & Paul Gibbons
Regional Science & Engineering Challenge
Meeting Location
Bendigo Tennis Centre
Bendigo Tennis Centre
Bendigo Tennis Centre
Bendigo Tennis Centre
Chair
Maurice Woodburn
Barb Mitchell
Stan Hendy
Doug Lougoon
Welcome
Brian Hinneberg
Ian Beckerleg
Sathie Naidoo
Neville Sharpe
Raffle
Stewart Annan
Geoff Michell
Bruce Fraser
Paul Kirkpatrick
President Report 
President Report  May 19
Greetings  Rotarians and friends of Bendigo Sandhurst,  
Great to have my old mate Trevor Strauch as our speaker. He and his wife Leonne and 3 daughters have been great Huntly citizens for decades with Trevor involved with the CFA for 58 years.
Read Ians report.
I talked about 5 events we have coming up this new month and we need volunteers. I passed around availability rosters and had a good response to most with the Cluster organised FORaMEAL working bee the problem one for us as it clashes with the Barham weekend away. We have seven that indicated they are available for Friday June 4th at 4.30 to 7 pm at the Mechanics Facility, 8 School Street, California Gully. Those available are Ian B, Julia, Phil H, Allie, Judy, Chris and Adrian. If you were not at last Wednesdays breakfast and can get along to help then please let me know by email. tedg77@outlook.com
The other things are goers with plenty of numbers.
IF YOU READ JUST ONE THING READ THIS.  We are to reintroduce the WHO IS AWAY register which will help us plan our meetings particularly during the winter when a lot of us look for warmer climes. If you know you will be away, then send Bruce an email brucefraser8@bigpond.com  Like this. “Ted & Liz will be away 4 July to 28 August”.  It will also make it easier for Bruce to set up rosters.
Dates for the Diary
  • District Assembly.  New and continuing Board members Saturday 22 May 9.30 to 11.30 am
  • Reclink May 26th that’s Wednesday week California Gully Oval, Louden St  at 12.30 pm
  • Rotary weekend at Barham. June 4 - 6. 29 people booked.
  • ForaMeal Working Bee. Friday  June 4th Bendigo at 4.30 at Eaglehawk Clubrooms.  We still  need volunteers.
  • Working Bee to cleanup along the Creek. After Rotary Date to be announced.
  • 2021 Rotary International Convention   Taipei Taiwan  June 12-16
  • Changeover. June 25th Kangaroo Flat Sports Club
Have another great week     
 cheers Ted.
 
Joke of the week:  
A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of  oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

It will be a while before Jack and Jill head up that hill for a pail of water again.
Quote of the Week:
 
"A well-ordered mind is a possession more valuable than unlimited riches.”
Paul Harris
Notices

Guest speaker

Trevor Strauch

Trevor has been a member of the Huntly CFA Volunteer Fire Brigade since 1963, some 58 years.
They attend to about 70 events a year, typically these include, house fires, grass fires, bushfires, car accidents and children locked in cars, in recent times there has been an increasing number of car fires – stolen cars that are ‘torched’. Trevor related the events of the Summer of 2019/2020 an horrific fire season, starting in New South Wales in September, fires occurred in the North Coast , Mid North Coast, The Hunter Region and The Blue Mountains, in November a catastrophic fire danger was declared for the greater Sydney area. In Victoria fires burnt through East Gippsland, in South Australia fires occurred in the Adelaide Hills and on Kangaroo Island. These fires burnt an estimated 18.6 million hectares and killed at least 34 people.
Trevor was a member of three different ‘strike teams’ during this period, his first deployment was in Kialla Heights, St Albans in New South Wales, the focus of the group, consisting of five firefighters was to defend assets. Trevor showed us a slide of a large house/ reception center, surrounded by bush, their job was to burn back the area around the house so when the fire front came through the house would be spared. This was spectacularly successful.
The next deployment was to Mt Hotham/ Dinner Plain where the towns were surrounded by fire on three fronts, once again their efforts were successful, even though there were only five strike teams to deal with these fires.
Lastly on 1 February he was deployed to Bairnsdale, where their focus was on building a fire break to inhibit the progress of the fire front.   Trevor showed us a picture of the camp site at Benambra with rows of identical tents, if you get up in the middle of the night you need a way of finding your tent, Trevor left his boot outside.
It was inspiring to hear about Trevors service as a volunteer .  

Kevin Reade has organized another Rotary weekend away at Barham Caravan Park.
This is the sort of excitment we can expect
I thought it was Deb dressed up but she told me it is Rhonda.... Good Look

Friday 4th June 2021 to Sunday 6th June 2021.

Caravan sites and onsite cabins available.

Bookings 54532553 and say you are with RCOBS for the booking.

This is always a great weekend, Kevin reports he is up to 29 as of this week.

ALSO
Phil Harris is looking to include a round of Golf. So anyone so inclined should let Phil know and he will make a booking.
 
 
 
Speakers
May 26, 2021
ROMAC
Jun 02, 2021
The Intricacies of Beekeeping
Jun 09, 2021
Passing the Baton-Trends in Business Ownership
Jun 16, 2021
Regional Science and Engineering Challenge
Jun 23, 2021
Bendigo's Recycling Rules
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ClubRunner Mobile
Notices
Wednesday we tried the new downsized room with our numbers expected to be less than 20
Of course we had one more member than seats.....
 
 
 
Jokes

One day, an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo’s most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall away. He offers the mime a job of dressing up as the gorilla until they can get another one.

The mime accepts.

The next morning, the mime pulls on a gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers it’s a great job! He can sleep all he wants, can play and make fun of people, and draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of swinging on tyres.

He notices that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.

Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across the partition and dangles from the top of the lion’s cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day, the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction.

This goes on for some time. The mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up.

Then, one terrible day, while he is dangling over the furious lion, the mime slips and falls into the lion enclosure. He is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce.

The mime is so scared that he begins to run around the cage with the lion chasing closely behind. Finally, the mime starts to scream and yell, “Help! Help me!” but the lion pounces.

The mime finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion.

“Shut up you idiot!” hisses the lion. “Do you want to get us both fired?”
 
 
Club meetings
BENDIGO
BENDIGO 
SOUTH
EAGLEHAWK
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FLAT
 INNER WHEEL        BENDIGO
Tues 12.45
for 1 pm
Bendigo 
Club
Thurs 6 for 6.30 pm
Bendigo Tennis Club Rooms
Wed 6.15 for
6.30 pm
Cal Gully 
Mechanics 
Institute
Monday
6 for 6.30 pm
Rotary
Gateway
Park 
2nd Monday
6 for 6.30pm each Month Uniting Church Foyer Neale St