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Bulletin Week 36 2019-2020
 
No Roster for the foreseeable future
 
 
Co-Presidents Report
 
Great meeting again on Zoom with 23 members participating; I think we are starting to get the hang of the program now as we come to terms with this new technology.  It was great to see and hear our Guest Speaker, Grant Shannon from Dogs Connect, as he used this medium.  It was also amazing to see Grant in his car doing the presentation (he was stationary during the presentation!!).
Telephone Tree: - There were some comments and concerns raised by some members which included confidentiality and privacy issues; also, some members may not want to be contacted as they are not socially isolated (eg, perhaps due to a good family network).  As a result, we have decided to make the Telephone Tree “an opt-in system”.  For those members wishing to participate, please contact Adrian or Toni if you would like to be included.
Adrian: adrian.schoo@flinder.edu.au; or 0414 816 928
Toni:      toni_carrington@yahoo.com; or 0417 423 609
 
Cluster Meeting of Goldfields North & South was held online via Zoom last Sunday, 5th April.  RC of Castlemaine has now joined our cluster, so we welcome this news.  Adrian, Ted and Toni represented our club; whilst Graeme Lynas, as the incoming ADG for Goldfields South, also took part.
  • All clubs in the Cluster are now focusing on engagement and having meetings via Zoom.
  • RC Strathdale –President Lyn Comer spoke about disbursement of her clubs’ assets and memorabilia being completed by the end of this Rotary year.  The decision to disband the club has been a very difficult one to make; we passed on our best wishes to Lyn and her fellow club members as they negotiate their way through the next few months.
Lyn has circulated a list of the activities and programs Strathdale currently supports to the Bendigo-based Rotary clubs.  She expressed hope that a good number of them may be taken up and continued by other clubs, as they see fit.
 
  • Board meeting to be held on Tuesday 14th April @ 5pm via Zoom.
 
  • Guest speaker
Our first guest speaker using the zoom format was Grant Shannon. Grant is the founder of Dogs Connect. He was a teacher for fifteen years during which time he was challenged by some student behaviours and felt inadequate in finding helpful ways to respond. Further study impressed on him the importance of building empathy. Grant had success in reading stories about dogs especially to boys who were demonstrating violent behaviours. At this point he realised why not give students a real dog to interact with in these situations?  
 
Mankind and dogs are always associated with connectedness, wellbeing and mental health. Grant decided to set up a dog as a permanent member of a school community. The dog is termed a wellbeing dog and a core group in the community takes responsibility for management and programming. The dog moves seamlessly around the school moving in and out of classrooms without being a disruption to learning. 
 
There is a strong body of research to say that engaging with a dog because there is no judgement is a safe way for students to practise and develop social skills. Grant regularly observes a shift in attitude, the breaking down of barriers, positive connections and interactions with others and the proper regulation of emotions.
 
It takes a two terms to make the necessary arrangements to have a dog in a school. Labradors and related breeds are the most common. It is important to have a non-shedding breed. Staff take responsibility for the dog overnight and at weekends. Bendigo Community Health is the major sponsor of the program. We thank Grant for his very engaging presentation which generated a lot of questions and interest.
 
 
  • Childhood Photo-Guess the member.  Adrian has suggested members may like to send in a personal photo, for our collective amusement and interest.  Please send your best guess of who they are to Bruce – he will be the sole adjudicator, and will arrange for the VIRTUAL PRIZE to be forwarded to each weekly winner, assuming there is one!!!
 
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Notices
 
 
 
 
Geoff Michell and an oil brush
John Cannon if you are going to wash one
wash two
I had to speak severely to the Russian Kale seedlings this morning. They were certainly not practising appropriate social distancing!
Would they listen to me.... No! So uprooted, they became! 
Speakers
Apr 15, 2020
Angilcare Victoria-Bendigo
Apr 22, 2020
Marketing Manager-Bendigo Tourism
Apr 29, 2020
CEO TAFE
May 06, 2020
Member Presentation
May 13, 2020
Bendigo Goldfields Library
May 20, 2020
Bendigo Education Plan
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Notices
House Painting preparation stage 2
 
Jokes
87% of gym members don't even know their gym is closed.
 
For those stuck at home in quarantine: sent to me by a chef I know
 
Today I am going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can't go to the store.
I'm starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk and a single featrher from the dodo bird.....
 
Compliments of Geoff Michell
 
English translations

 Wonderful English from Around the World ..
 
In a Bangkok Temple: 
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
 
Cocktail Lounge, Norway: 
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. 
 
Doctor's Office, Rome: 
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 
 
 
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok: 
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
 
A Nairobi Restaurant: 
CUSTOMERS, WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. 
 
On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: 
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDERWATER,THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
 
On a poster at Kencom: 
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.
 
In a City restaurant: 
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
 
In a Cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES. 
 
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
 GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS, IN BED.
 
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
 OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
 
In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
 
Hotel, Yugoslavia: 
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
 
Hotel, Japan: 
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE
CHAMBERMAID.
 
In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
 
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: 
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. 
 
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
 
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: 
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
 
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: 
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
 
A Laundry in Rome: 
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
 
And finally, the all-time classic, Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: 
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE ! 
 
 
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