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People keep asking “is coronavirus really that serious?” Listen up! Churches and Casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing, it’s probably pretty serious! --- Now that teachers finally have a chance to use the restroom, there’s no toilet paper. --- Well, Groovy Guys and Groovy Gals of the 1970s…our grandkids just knocked our Blizzard of 1977 stories out of the ballpark! --- Shout out to all the parents who never taught their kids respect and now they’re stuck at home with the little !!!!!! --- Cops these days will be like…"come out with your hands washed!". --- Day 59 of quarantine… ate all the snacks and food…clothes no longer fit… but I’m still wearing gloves and mask for my protection. --- Never in my whole life would I imagine people's hands would consume more alcohol than their mouths!
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