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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. ...................................................................................................................................... This was surreal: today I was putting out on the 18th green of my club, which is about 40 feet from the street. Right as I was lining up, this ambulance came screaming up the road, lights , sirens, the whole deal. I noticed the ambulance had a box sitting on the rear bumper, and when the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the curb. I decided to be a good Samaritan, so I ran over and retrieved it. When I opened it, there was a human toe in a zip-lock bag packed in ice. I thought, "Someone needs that!", so I ran to the pro shop and called the nearest hospital figuring that’s where the ambulance was headed- sure enough, they said, "Yes, the ambulance just arrived minus the box."\ I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it? The lady replied "No, we'll just send a toe truck." .............................................................................................................................................................
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