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Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected. 11. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 12. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street...with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 13. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 14. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory. 15. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 16. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 17. There's a fine line between cuddling and...holding someone down so they can't get away. 18. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. 19. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 20. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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