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Chaney and Katja were on their way home from the night club one night and Chaney got pulled over by the traffic police. The officer told Chaney that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. Chaney said, “I’m very sorry officer, I didn’t realize it was out, I’ll get it fixed right away.” Just then Katja said, “I knew this would happen when I told you three days ago to get that light fixed.” So the officer asked for Chaney’s driving license and after looking at it said, “Sir your license has expired.” And again Chaney apologized and mentioned that he didn’t realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Katja said, “I told you two weeks ago that the transport authorities sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired.” Well by this time, Chaney is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, “Katja, shut your mouth!” The officer then leaned over toward Katja and asked. “Does your husband always talk to you like that?” Katja answered, “Only when he’s drunk.” |
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