Sister Mary was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also
very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs.
So it was no surprise that one day when she ran out of gas, the only container she could
find to put the gas into was a bedpan. Sister Mary happily walked two blocks to the
closest gas station filled up the bedpan with gas and headed back to her car.
Luck would have it that as Sister Mary started tipping the gas into the fuel tank,
the traffic light turned red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the spectacle.
Just when she finished pouring in the last drops of gas a fellow opened up his window
and hollered, “I swear! If that car starts I’m becoming a religious man!”
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.
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