A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk BUK.”

The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say, “Buk Buk BuKKOOK!”

The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say,

“Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!” The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request,

and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park.

At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond,

to which the frog was saying, “Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…

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Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not

allowed to play in the Super Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a _________.” Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer.

He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn’t watching,

he tapped Tim on the shoulder. “Pssst Tim. What’s the answer to the last question?”

Tim laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn’t noticed then he turned to Bubba.

“Bubba, you’re so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm.”

“Oh yeah,” said Bubba, “I remember now.” He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write

the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tim’s shoulder again, he whispered,

“Tim, how do you spell farm?” “You are really dumb, Bubba.

That’s so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O!